Not Me Monday

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It is not me who is looking at August on the calendar and wondering where our summer went. It's not me who intended to get a history class done, a math class finished, a couple of book studies done, and some serious homeschool organization done. It is also not me who didn't do a bit of it all summer long. It is also not me who is disgusted with herself for not doing any of these things! In the interest of full disclosure, it's also not me who has set a start date for school several times and pushed it back for one excuse or another several times. Stuff like stubbing my toe hasn't been one of the excuses either! ;)

I am not, tonight, spending my first night EVER all alone in my house. All three kids will be at a friend's house for the night. I'm not sitting here climbing the walls in advance, wondering what I'm going to do with myself. I might just take a bath ... and SHAVE!! (because I haven't been realllllly lax on the shaving lately or anything like that ...)

And one more ... I am most certainly NOT going to be 40 this week. NO WAY. I'm still young, and 40 is ... not young ... so I can't possibly be going to be 40. Unfortunately my hair and body all think they belong to a 40 year old, so I should close this post right now and go do some ... um ... maintenance. ;)